The Scariest Halloween Costume Ever!!!!

I could use a new wardrobe.

I would like to fly my kids all over the country with me and not pay for it.

I'm not exactly sure what the Vice President's job is.

I can talk a lot and not say anything when I want to.

I am good at name-calling.

I can see the moon from my house.

I can do that Midwestern "dontcha know you betcha" stuff too.

I think I'll run for Vice President.

Oh.

I forgot.

I already am.